NEMO Science Museum

Rather than bask in the majesty of the Dutch Masters at the Rijksmuseum or admire the tortured genius at the Van Gogh Museum, we went to one of those kids' interactive science museums. 

Peyton showed his unsurprising instinctual grasp of physics. 

We got to see what a hybrid child would look like. 

And because it was Amsterdam, we got to experiment with French kissing. 

I should've taken a picture of the wooden dolls in sexual positions that hurt my back just looking at them, but even in Amsterdam that seemed pervy.